I KNOW YOU!! Yea, you! Erm.. hi?
Friday, February 5, 2010
"YING HUI YI YI!! HEAN HEAN KOR KOR COME LO!" my sometimes adorable (only when quiet) 6-year-old niece, Zoey shouted in a high pitched voice.
I cringed, thinking of a million greetings and topics to say to my childhood friend. Scratch that. No, definitely not childhood. More like babyhood when we were a month to 3-year-old playmates.
I walked down, dreaded to meet my babyhood friend. I went to the entrance of the house and saw him. "Erm.. hey." I greeted awkwardly waving my right hand which seemed quite out of place (I dont know why, it just do). Oh Shit. I'm not even old yet and I've forgotten what he said 10 minutes ago! So anyways, it was really really awkward as silence ensues (except for the merry chattering of my aunty and his mother) I think I was rude because I didnt greet his mom? But when I waved, it was for her too? Gawd, why does this always happen to me?! I'm seriously considering asking Bea to give me some socializing classes.
My cousin laughed and shouted to her mom from the living room "It's been so long. What do you expect them to say to each other?"
The metal grills started to get really interesting. "Hmmm.. is there a dirty spot on it that the maid forgotten to clean?" I wondered. My eyes wandered to every places available except the entrance gate. What? I'm an anti social, I just dont socialize and mix well with strangers unlike Bea.
Maybe next time when I meet him, I'll greet him properly... but that would be next year I think...if I'm thinking of another attachment in Brunei. Or maybe 50 years later or maybe never?
Then I thought to myself, ya know, I dont want to have this kinda situation with Ryo, Stef or Bea when they get back to Kuching. So yeah, back to stalking them on Facebook and Skype. And as for Foo, I dont think I'll ever face awkward situations with her. HAHAHAHAHHAA. I mean, afterall, she'll break the ice by screaming out "BLOOODY PAO! @#@#$@$!" I dont think I'll have any awkward moments with Bea either. All she needs to do is fart.. yeah, fart wildly.
Sick.. I think
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
I woke up today and felt like puking, had a stomach ache on and off that doesnt seem to go off after a couple of days. Shit. I want to go out with Hairy and Kev after I get back to Kuching. 2 days . Maybe I'll skip a couple of school days. Ngeh.
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered
-Good Charlotte & Avenged Sevenfold
DAMN! I THINK I LOST MY LONG WHITE PANTS FROM PDI!! I could have sworn it was on my luggage :(
Crapping with the cave man
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Warning : Post contains immaturity, slangs and Manglish.
So anyways, I was minding my own business when suddenly a pop sound was heard. My Mozilla Firefox instantly froze and the computer got jammed for awhile. I went to my facebook page to find out the culprit... Foong.
Foong: Ying Hui?
Me : Nah. It's her boyfriend, "cactus"
Foong : You are cactus?? YOU CRIMINAL!! In the name of justice, STOP! Get off her account!
HAHAHHAHA. Interesting conversations in MSN always involve Bong and Foong.
Foong : What's this I heard about you in Brunei?
Me: I was sold into slavery.
Foong : Did they cut off ur ___________ and become sida-sida ?? I thought the only job suitable for you is fishmonger?
Me: Okay, when I get back to Kuching, you're going to get your arse bomb habis- habisan with all the beta, alpha and gamma rays emitted till you get skin cancer. BUAHAHAHA.
Foong : And why again, did you end up in Brunei?
Me: Your stench :( It was so strong. I couldnt bear it.
Foong : WHAT STENCH?!
Me: Ya know.. the one that you'd for years..
Foong : Woi! Serious!
Me: eh, take a deep breath and sniff the stench that your underarms produced.
Foong : It smells good like sunflower seed.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Geli la. Now everytime I eat kuaci, I will certainly think about your underarms.
Foong : Maybe your family chased you to Brunei bcoz your underarms smells which they endured for 17 years. Even Buddha who sat under the Bodhi tree also beh tahan your stench
Me: Well yours smells like poo + alex's sweat + tee neng's milk (literally) even parameswara who sat under the malacca tree also beh tahan your stench.
Foong : Oh ya paw, did I tell you all my teachers are Indians?
Me: Awesome! Then you could go all "jai ho" on them.
Foong : There's a pretty Indian teacher but unfortunately she's engaged already.. and my roommate is Cho.
Me : CHO?! AS IN THE SKINNY ONE?! But then again, there are not many fat Chos in the world.
Foong : Yeah. There's a Korean who did plastic surgery.
Me: SERIOUS!??! HOT?! So, that means she has big assets?
Foong : No la, there's no plastic surgery done on her chest just her face.
Me : Ah wells, not the perfect whole package. Better luck next time, Foong! :D
Foong : Nevermind, she's gorgeous, fair and big eyes. But... later children that we produced will be born like ka na sai like that.
Me: It's alright. As long as you happy, other people doesnt matter ;D
Foong: Woi! There's a pretty Sabahan too.
Me: What? You need good looking waris to your kitab suci (inside joke)
We continued our conversation leading to this :
Foong : then explain that stench everytime you walk past me.
Yes, we are back to square one - the stench of Foong and my lovely fragrance.
Me: It was from your armpits. You just didnt realize it due to your bad sense of direction.
Foong : Then explain why my underarms emits stench everytime you walked past me and when others do, I dont smell any stench?
Me: That's because your brain has serious problems. Your neurones kept sending false signals. Maybe there wasnt enough mitochondria or maybe...
A thousand profanities later ~
Foong : Internet's going to go off within two minutes so I'm saying goodbye first just in case you though I was rude for going off without saying goodbye.
Me: It's alright. You were always like that anyway. Got used to it already. Bye and remind Cho that he still owes me pencil eversince Kindy. Good night.
Today, Uncle Hong and his wife took me to the Empire to watch the musical performance by the students in the International School. It was awesome. Gonna write that in another post.
Labels: Storing conversations from Facebook
Thursday, January 28, 2010
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesnt use long and difficult words (hint hint ryo) but rather, short and easy words like "What about lunch?"
- POOH BEAR
Yupz, Pooh is my new best friend. He understands me.
Ngeh, I'm playing "I wanna" by the All American Rejects repeatedly. It reminds me of the retarded times I had with the black and hairy ones.
Winter or Summer?
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Bong and I were chatting and then ..
Bong : I like Mr Bean bear, the one that you gave to Bea. It's cute.
Me: It's quite cheap. Reminds me of her. Not because it is cute but because it is cheap and black. Tell her that =P
Bong : Okay. The cheap part and the blackness.
Me : Bear that in mind, Bong.
Bong suddenly talked about the weather.
Bong : You know it's 19 degrees in Melb today and it's supposed to be summer.
Me : That's great. You wont get chao ta.
Bong : But I wont get tanned. Winter makes me white.
Me : But heat produces more oil for u bong. You dont want to get jerawats again do you?
Bong : I got darker in Kuching..
Me: ... and oilier.
Bong : One day I hope you would.
Me : I hate the sun too much unlike Bea.
Bong : Seriously? u dont like the sun? summer? beach party? hot guys for you to see?
Me : Nah. They're not worth it.
Bong : tanned girls are hot okay.. and u wont be sweaty if you're at the beach swimming
Me : i just dont like the sun
Bong : You like cold like winter?
Me : yeah
Bong : Sure or not? You never experience one.
Me: why did God make hell hot and not cold? Means He prefer winter la.
Bong : I like your argument.
Me : so I think no matter how bad winter is, it's better than summer.
(and I continue in all my hao lian glory) : yeah, I know. I like it too. If there's a like button I will press it.
Crap
Friday, January 22, 2010
The kids locked me in my room... twice. Not cool!
So how's Brunei?
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Shanice, Bea, Bong, Steph, Grace and others asked me about Brunei. And I was like... Me: tiring -.- SO MANY TREES AND THE NASI GORENG BELACAN IS JUST RICE AND EGG! and a slice of onion NO MEAT. wtf. RM 7 gone.
Yeah, I posted that up on Bong's wall. Coz I'm really careful with my money unless I spend it on chocolates. Chocolates are good investments :) (And Bea had to ask THE question)I threatened Shanice to write a resume of her high fertility rate to the Sultan so that they could produce more royal babies...with loud voices and she said that she would make me the mistress and I was like "Hell no, girl! Aint no way I'm gonna have a lower status than you. I WOULD NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT MY PORK! EVER! *echoes* I miss McD with Bea, Stef & Mark! After Feb, all of us would be seperated... No more analysing people.
